The Woman in Black

When the movie started I was a little excited, mainly because I believed a couple reviews I had read. One review said it was scary. Another review said it was good and entertaining but he didn't like the ending. Well the movie was boring as fuck and it wasn't scary at all.

Within ten minutes my first impression was that the film makers used the interior of the Lemony Snicket house or at least that's how it made me feel. It isn't the same but it's just as gloomy. Actually the first few minutes bored me to tears because by the time Harry Potter showed up I simply didn't care what was going on. It was at this point when SimCity Deluxe finished downloading on my iPhone. I immediately noticed how good a job the developers did on this easy to control game. I remember SimCity could be pretty complex with all the hot keys and all but the touch controls are very responsive. I named my city "Shithole" because I was so unhappy with this shit movie. 

Alohomora! Damn! The acting spell isn't working.

Like I mentioned there wasn't anything scary at all about this movie. This joint uses the ole silence-then-POW technique. You know? Everything is quiet, a noise is heard and because the movie is filmed so dark anyway it raises the suspense then suddenly BOOM! The orchestra is instructed to hammer their instruments to scream a loud and ugly noise to scare the shit out of you. Then the woman in black appears... The first time I thought it was a a little creepy, then by the second and third time and on I could tell by the predictable noise and annoying, screeching yelp that the old bag was flying toward the camera again. Blah blah the movie ends with the woman in black staring at the camera. *yawn*

Anyway... the best thing that came out of this was my discovery of Simcity Deluxe on iOS4. What a great game. I've always loved city building games. At one point I unleashed a natural disaster on my created city, pretending it was the town from the movie.

Fan-Gasm Score:

This turd gets one star because if I didn't watch it I wouldn't have found  Simcity Deluxe