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| Fuck the script... I want that mountain to explode. |
The geniuses running Paramount Pictures have decided to have Michael Bay reboot the Transformers with Transformers 4...? I long for the day that all of Hollywood, mainly the greedy white assholes running it, are chased out and they disappear forever. I long for that day because then hopefully real directors and suits would take over and replace all of the hacks. This totally boiled my freaking blood when I read this. Absolute proof that only money is wanted. These people don't want a decent Transformers movie they want to keep riding the money train. Quantity over quality has been the motto since Bay first fucked up Transformers in 2007. After three shitty "transformers" movies in a row, I simply don't like Bay anymore.
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| I decided to troll the fans & destroy what made Transformers awesome. Cha-Ching! |
*Go into ANY thread on Bay's site and you'll be slack jawed at the amount of people who tickle his balls
Shut it down, Bay. Shut it down. The below jokes are taken from some site not worth mentioning. However, they are apropos when you consider how much we dislike his work.
ReplyDeleteMichael Bay once made an explosion so big it never went out, we now call it the sun
Michael Bay wears special glasses which help him see the real world exploding in CGI and dollar signs all the time.
Michael Bay makes the best ribs because his BBQ only has one setting - slow motion.
For his morning workout, Michael Bay blows up buildings and runs away from the explosions
The real reason there are so many tornadoes in the Midwest is because Michael Bay is allergic to cats.
Michael Bay has 2 speeds: Slow motion and on fire.
*applauds*
ReplyDeleteI laughed my ass off... LOL
though I'd change his 2 speeds: Slow Motion & A thousand scud missiles exploding at once haha